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77 Funny Book Writing Memes for Authors and Writers

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Hey, writers. It’s good to see you here instead of hard at work on your current writing project. Of course, we know that it’s important to have some downtime and to have a bit of a laugh, which is why we’ve collected these 77 fun memes that do a rather good job of poking fun at the truth of what it is to be a writer. Have fun checking them out. You might just see a bit of yourself in them.


“Why Can’t You Just Get Your Book Published?”

Just tell a publisher to publish the book…. You beautiful genius, why didn’t we writers think of that?

Why Cant You Just Get Your Book Published Book Writing Memes


Writers When They’re Determined to Do Anything

Why finish a book when there are so many other important things to do, like, well, anything except finish? After all, the crevices in the keyboard don’t clean themselves, do they?

Writers When Theyer Determined to Do Anything Book Writing Meme


Getting Those Thoughts Down on Paper

It always feels like the best characters are trapped inside our big brains, but we aren’t quite smart enough to help them get out and on the page.

Getting Those Thoughts Down On Paper Book Writing Meme


How I Tell a Story

Does this sound familiar? It’s not our fault. What some may see as scatterbrained, we can tell ourselves, is simply a mad genius at work.


When You Find a Typo in a Published Book

Ah, yes, the dichotomy of typos. It feels so good when you find a typo in someone else’s published book, but so bad when you see one in your own.

When You Find A Typo In A Published Book Book Writing Meme


Red Pill or Blue Pill?

Overcomplicating things and spending hours creating the perfect Spotify playlist for a story that will never see the light of day hits close to home, doesn’t it?

Red Pill or Blue Pill Book Writing Meme


Respond to Bad Reviews

All publicity’s good publicity, right? While bad reviews aren’t going to do you any favors, lashing out against a reviewer will hurt your brand… no matter how good it might feel.


Picking Between Past and Present Tenses

Few things make writers tenser than talking about tenses.

Picking Between Past and Present Tenses Book Writing Meme


I Just Hope I Find It Along the Way

This is how a lot of great stories start. It’s also how a lot of manifestos tend to start, so be careful.

I Just Hope I Find It Along the Way Book Writing Meme


Rewriting the Beginning 50 Times

The middle is where many writers fear to tread. Surely, if you just tweak the beginning another one or fifty times, the middle will be easier.

Rewriting the Beginning 50 Times Book Writing Meme


Who’s Been Keeping Me From Writing

Writing isn’t easy, but it’s a lot harder when your biggest obstacle to getting things done is the weirdo staring back at you from the mirror.

Whos Been Keeping Me From Writing Book Writing Meme


The World Right Now

The real world can be a bummer. It’s no wonder writers spend so much time in their own heads. It’s often the best place to be.

The World Right Now Book Writing Meme


Writing vs. Editing the First Draft

It appears you even threw the kitchen sink into the first draft. Sounds good now, but just wait until you have to edit.

Writing the First Draft vs Editing the First Draft Book Writing Meme


Two Kinds of People 

Want to make a writer curse like Yosemite Sam and fight like a Spartan? Go ahead and dogear the pages in their favorite books.

Two Kinds of People Book Writing Meme


Most Difficult Things About Writing

Admit it. We’ve all gone down the rabbit hole of character names for hours and days on end, searching for that perfect name with meaning, history, and gravitas. And then we wind up using Jack or Kate because it’s easier to type.

Most Difficult Things About Writing Book Writing Meme


The Present Tense

With this type of tense problem, it might just be easier to give up and learn a completely new skill. Maybe basketweaving.

Present Tense Interstellar Book Writing Meme


“Your Parents Are Dead”

Seriously, how many characters have one or more dead parents to give them “character”? In literature and pop culture, from Bambi to Batman, parents have it rough.

Your Parents Are Dead Book Writing Meme


My First Draft

Your brain is a wonderful, powerful tool, but that first draft always comes out like a child’s first finger painting. It’s messy, it might be a dog or a dinosaur, but it can be turned into something special. Probably.

My First Draft Book Writing Meme


When Someone Finds Your First Draft 

The only thing worse than cringing when reading your first draft is finding out that someone else has seen your first draft.

When Someone Finds Your First Draft Book Writing Meme


“I Trusted You”

Just keep telling yourself that it’s only a fictional death. Tell your therapist and your tissue box the same thing.

Author Kills Character Star Wars Book Writing Meme


Being a Good Writer

And here you are… reading these memes and telling yourself that it’s still “writing work” because you are “getting ready”.

Being A Good Writer Book Writing Meme


A Day in the Life of a Writer

Hey, this is rather accurate, except we’re missing the parts about feeling like an imposter and wondering whether that new show you want to stream is out yet.

A Day In The Life Of A Writer Book Writing Meme


Genius Level of an Author

Even worse is the location where you tend to have those great ideas. We all know that it’s usually in the bathroom.

Genius Level Of An Author Book Writing Meme


I Think I Did a Pretty Good Job

If only we all had this kind of confidence in ourselves as writers! Honestly, though, don’t write reviews for yourself… the Internet will find you and make sure you know how wrong you are.

I Am The Author Amazon Review Book Writing Meme


I Wonder if…

Well, this is a great way to start a horror story. Now what happens when they start trying to get in touch with you?

Kermit the frog wondering at a rainy window: "I Wonder If Those Fictional Characters Are Thinking About Me Too"


How I Feel When I Write a Plot Twist

Oh, that plot twist feels so great when you come up with it… until you realize that you confused twist with a trope.

How I Feel When I Write A Plot Twist Book Writing Meme


Trying to Work Out if the Plot Ties Together

Plot seems easy, but we all know it’s not. It’s like doing long division in your head while walking barefoot across a floor filled with Legos.

Trying to Work Out If The Plot Ties Together Hangover Mathematics Book Writing Meme


The List of Books That I’ve Actually Finished Writing

Yeah… but at least you have a list.

List Of Books That Ive Actually Finished Writing Book Writing Meme


Writing in the Middle of the Night

Honestly, there’s not much of a difference between vampires and writers, except that vampires tend to be more organized and better dressers.

Writing In The Middle Of The Night Book Writing Meme


I Will Find You

It’s not a lack of ideas that plagues most writers. It’s the lack of a pen and paper to write them down while on the toilet.

I Will Find You Book Writing Meme


Brace Yourself and Kill the Character 

Yes, kill the character, but make sure you wear gloves and bury the body deep.

Brace Yourself And Kill The Character Book Writing Meme


I Have No Memory of This Place

This is where you convince yourself that you never really liked the story, so you can start that new idea.

I Have No Memory Of This Place Book Writing Meme


Writer

If we’re being honest, most of us are actually some combination of the first and the sixth image here. I mean, we sometimes look at a sheet of paper.

Writer What People Think Book Writing Meme


When You Write Something Really Dark 

And then you start to worry about the authorities checking your online search history.

When You Write Something Really Dark Book Writing Meme


Me Listening to Music While Writing

We all know that we have those ideal “theme songs” for everything we write. Don’t pretend you’re any different.

A raccoon thinking about how a song fits as music for the trailer of book movie adaptation Book Writing Meme


The Reality of My Writing

With a little massaging and edits even this could work… or not.

The Reality Of My Writing Book Writing Meme


When People Try to Read Your Unfinished Writing

This is when it’s time to start poking at some eyes and smacking hands.

When People Try To Read Your Unfinished Writing Book Writing Meme


New Project vs. Unfinished Projects

There’s nothing sweeter than the kernel of a new idea. Until you’ve actually thought about it and played around a bit. Then there’s that next new idea.

New Project vs Unfinished Projects Book Writing Meme


My Creativity

Creativity is like the friend who tries to hype you up to do something dangerous and then just leaves you standing alone in the middle of the restaurant in your underwear.

My Creativity Book Writing Meme


20 More Words for a Paper 

And here’s why writing toward word counts can be a problem. I mean, “here is”.

Needs 20 More Words For A Paper Book Writing Meme


Excuses

Writers have more excuses than a kid who wants to get out of gym class on dodgeball day.

My Brain Excuses Book Writing Meme


Finding Your First Typo in Your Published Book

If you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your heart drop into a bucket of ice water and embarrassment, here it is.

Finding Your First Typo In Your Published Book Book Writing Meme


I Wrote a Novel in Second Person

To be honest, the writer deserves to be there. Second person for a novel is an abomination.

I Wrote A Novel In Second Person Book Writing Meme


How to Be Successful

“Here’s what you need, kid. You need a little luck, a little talent, and a couple of those plot things from Jersey Jim down on 52nd Street. Yeah, that’s how you do it.”

Me Showing Other Writers How To Be Successful Book Writing Meme


A Famous Writer

You would probably be better off with a career in just about anything else aside from venomous snake wrangler. And even then…

When You Tell People That You Want To Be A Famous Writer Book Writing Meme


Time to Get to Work

So, this is what it’s like when people feel called out about something. Not cool, Padme. Not cool.

Time To Get To Work Book Writing Meme


A Serial Killer’s Google Search History

Seriously, if there’s a serial killer in the city and the authorities started looking at search histories, writers are screwed.

The overlap of Google search results from a fiction writer and a serial killer Book Writing Meme


The Main Villain

This is a little like turning a raging wolf into a tiny lap dog wearing a jaunty hat. It doesn’t always work, and it can take away some of the allure and mystery from your original Big Bad.

The Main Villain Book Writing Meme


A Character With Living Parents

Well, that’s impossible. Characters don’t have living parents. Time to pack it up and become a full-time blueberry farmer.

A Character With Living Parents Book Writing Meme


A Total Emotional Hellscape

Sure, it makes us sad. Yet, we continue to do it. We writers are sadistic gods of our created worlds, and we like the power.

Pablo Escobar who is sad because he has written his beloved fictional characters into a total emotional hellscape Book Writing Meme


Writers After Killing Your Favorite Character 

Writers have a heart. Honest. We just keep ours in a little jar in the cabinet.

Writers After Killing Your Favorite Character Book Writing Meme


When You Write 200 Years of World History 

Worldbuilding is nature’s way to keep the population of fantasy writers in check.

When You Write 200 Years Of World History Book Writing Meme


Adverbs Everywhere

Think of adverbs as characters you don’t like. Kill them with impunity and smile while doing it.

Adverbs Everywhere Book Writing Meme


Story Idea vs. First Draft

At least you recognize that the first draft is a little goofy… some writers just press submit.

Story Idea vs First Draft Book Writing Meme


It’s Called an Oughtobiography

Instead of reading this clever meme, you “ought to be” writing.

Its Called An Oughtobiography Book Writing Meme


Delete Charakter

When you have a character that doesn’t fit… just pluck them out of the story like aliens beaming up a farmer in Indiana. Find another story for them.

A crying frog deleting a loved character Book Writing Meme


Manuscript Evolution

I’d like to say that it gets easier with time, but I don’t like to lie.

Manuscript Evolution Book Writing Meme


All the Random Subplots Without Cohesion

Don’t worry. No one will notice. Honest. Wait, I don’t like to lie.

All The Random Subplots Without Cohesion Book Writing Meme


When I Finally Write the End

Honestly, there’s no better feeling. So, to get that good feeling faster, start your books backwards.

When I Finally Write The End Book Writing Meme


Something Useless and Unpractical

It’s a good feeling. All that worldbuilding is great. You aren’t getting any further on your story, but hey, you do you.

Something Useless and Unpractical Book Writing Meme


Where Does It Hurt

Everyone says technology is the way of the future. This happens too often, and everyone starts looking for stone tablets and chisels.

Where Does It Hurt Book Writing Meme


When Only 10 People Read Your Book

It’s not the size of your audience that counts, it’s the journey. You’ll grow stronger, and maybe some fresh “eyes” to see where you can do better.

When Only 10 People Read Your Book Book Writing Meme


I’m Going to Become a Writer

This is disturbingly accurate. Of course, it would’ve been nice if the guidance counselor had actually told me this. At least then, I could’ve made an informed decision.

I’m Going to Become a Writer: So You've Decided to Become Isolated and Weird Book Writing Meme


Alright… “Chapter 1”

You laugh, but how many would-be writers are slowly decaying in front of the blank page right now. Not so funny now is it?

Alright Chapter One Book Writing Meme


At the Third and Last Act of Editing 

Editing has to be some sort of karmic retribution we’re all suffering because of the transgressions of some writer from the past, right?

At The Third And Last Act Of Editing Book Writing Meme


Some Sort of Bullshit Energy

If you use enough fancy high-tech-sounding words and have people with lab coats and clipboards in scenes, no one will notice.

Some Sort Of Bullshit Energy Book Writing Meme


How I Speak vs. How I Write

Writers have two creatures living in us. One is refined, charming, and intelligent. It doesn’t get out much. The other creature is rabid, weird, and always present.

How I Speak vs How I Write Book Writing Meme


What Gives People Feelings of Power 

It doesn’t seem like it takes much to please a writer. Just finish a chapter… just finish a chapter. Little do people know that’s like milking a cobra.

What Gives People Feelings Of Power Book Writing Meme


Villain vs. Mentor Character

Sometimes, we do get attached to the characters. We don’t want to let them go. But our villains have to be villainous. They can’t just shake their fist at the sky.

Villain vs Mentor Character Book Writing Meme


After a Character Runs Out of Meaning

Of course, for fantasy, urban fantasy, and horror authors, the coffin just ends up adding more character meaning.

After A Character Runs Out Of Meaning Book Writing Meme


Am I Researching or Just Procrastinating

To the untrained eye, it appears as though I’m procrastinating. But am I researching? No, I’m procrastinating!

Am I Researching or Just Procrastinating Book Writing Meme


It’s Free Character Development 

Well, it’s part of humanity, so it can be part of a character. Of course, this often serves as a dark mirror for many writers.

Mental Disorders Book Writing Meme


Finishing the Current Chapter

Yes, this is procrastinating, but it’s also writing… so, we should probably come up with another word for it. Procrastin-writing?

Finishing The Current Chapter Book Writing Meme


Very Little Overlap 

These little circles show the truth. But when you hit that sliver in the middle, it’s like magic.

Very Little Overlap Book Writing Meme


That Plot Twist

This is like a surprise fart, but one that you and others will enjoy because it doesn’t stink.

Even You Didnt See That Plot Twist Coming Book Writing Meme


The Tone I Wanted to Write the Story in

Honestly, this might say a lot about you and what you have inside. Not that it’s a bad thing.

The Tone I Wanted To Write The Story In Book Writing Meme


Killing New Characters, You’re Attached to

Sometimes killing makes us sad, sometimes it makes us happy. If we weren’t writers, we’d be in prison.

Killing New Characters You're Attached To Book Writing Meme


How many times did you see yourself in these memes? Let’s be honest. Writers who have been at it for more than a couple of days are sure to find a lot of humor and a lot of truth in the memes. Hope you had fun with them and even more importantly, isn’t it time you got back to that work in progress?

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