77 Funny Book Writing Memes for Authors and Writers

Hey, writers. It’s good to see you here instead of hard at work on your current writing project. Of course, we know that it’s important to have some downtime and to have a bit of a laugh, which is why we’ve collected these 77 fun memes that do a rather good job of poking fun at the truth of what it is to be a writer. Have fun checking them out. You might just see a bit of yourself in them.



“Why Can’t You Just Get Your Book Published?”


Just tell a publisher to publish the book…. You beautiful genius, why didn’t we writers think of that?



Writers When They’re Determined to Do Anything


Why finish a book when there are so many other important things to do, like, well, anything except finish? After all, the crevices in the keyboard don’t clean themselves, do they?



Getting Those Thoughts Down on Paper


It always feels like the best characters are trapped inside our big brains, but we aren’t quite smart enough to help them get out and on the page.



How I Tell a Story


Does this sound familiar? It’s not our fault. What some may see as scatterbrained, we can tell ourselves, is simply a mad genius at work.



When You Find a Typo in a Published Book


Ah, yes, the dichotomy of typos. It feels so good when you find a typo in someone else’s published book, but so bad when you see one in your own.



Red Pill or Blue Pill?


Overcomplicating things and spending hours creating the perfect Spotify playlist for a story that will never see the light of day hits close to home, doesn’t it?



Respond to Bad Reviews


All publicity’s good publicity, right? While bad reviews aren’t going to do you any favors, lashing out against a reviewer will hurt your brand… no matter how good it might feel.



Picking Between Past and Present Tenses


Few things make writers tenser than talking about tenses.



I Just Hope I Find It Along the Way


This is how a lot of great stories start. It’s also how a lot of manifestos tend to start, so be careful.



Rewriting the Beginning 50 Times


The middle is where many writers fear to tread. Surely, if you just tweak the beginning another one or fifty times, the middle will be easier.



Who’s Been Keeping Me From Writing


Writing isn’t easy, but it’s a lot harder when your biggest obstacle to getting things done is the weirdo staring back at you from the mirror.



The World Right Now


The real world can be a bummer. It’s no wonder writers spend so much time in their own heads. It’s often the best place to be.



Writing vs. Editing the First Draft


It appears you even threw the kitchen sink into the first draft. Sounds good now, but just wait until you have to edit.



Two Kinds of People 


Want to make a writer curse like Yosemite Sam and fight like a Spartan? Go ahead and dogear the pages in their favorite books.



Most Difficult Things About Writing


Admit it. We’ve all gone down the rabbit hole of character names for hours and days on end, searching for that perfect name with meaning, history, and gravitas. And then we wind up using Jack or Kate because it’s easier to type.



The Present Tense


With this type of tense problem, it might just be easier to give up and learn a completely new skill. Maybe basketweaving.



“Your Parents Are Dead”


Seriously, how many characters have one or more dead parents to give them “character”? In literature and pop culture, from Bambi to Batman, parents have it rough.



My First Draft


Your brain is a wonderful, powerful tool, but that first draft always comes out like a child’s first finger painting. It’s messy, it might be a dog or a dinosaur, but it can be turned into something special. Probably.



When Someone Finds Your First Draft 


The only thing worse than cringing when reading your first draft is finding out that someone else has seen your first draft.



“I Trusted You”


Just keep telling yourself that it’s only a fictional death. Tell your therapist and your tissue box the same thing.



Being a Good Writer


And here you are… reading these memes and telling yourself that it’s still “writing work” because you are “getting ready”.



A Day in the Life of a Writer


Hey, this is rather accurate, except we’re missing the parts about feeling like an imposter and wondering whether that new show you want to stream is out yet.



Genius Level of an Author


Even worse is the location where you tend to have those great ideas. We all know that it’s usually in the bathroom.



I Think I Did a Pretty Good Job


If only we all had this kind of confidence in ourselves as writers! Honestly, though, don’t write reviews for yourself… the Internet will find you and make sure you know how wrong you are.



I Wonder if…


Well, this is a great way to start a horror story. Now what happens when they start trying to get in touch with you?



How I Feel When I Write a Plot Twist


Oh that plot twist feels so great when you come up with it… until you realize that you confused twist with trope.



Trying to Work Out if the Plot Ties Together


Plot seems easy, but we all know it’s not. It’s like doing long division in your head while walking barefoot across a floor filled with Legos.



The List of Books That I’ve Actually Finished Writing


Yeah… but at least you have a list.



Writing in the Middle of the Night


Honestly, there’s not much of a difference between vampires and writers, except that vampires tend to be more organized and better dressers.



I Will Find You


It’s not a lack of ideas that plagues most writers. It’s the lack of a pen and paper to write them down while on the toilet.



Brace Yourself and Kill the Character 


Yes, kill the character, but make sure you wear gloves and bury the body deep.



I Have No Memory of This Place


This is where you convince yourself that you never really liked the story, so you can start that new idea.



Writer


If we’re being honest, most of us are actually some combination of the first and the sixth image here. I mean, we sometimes look at a sheet of paper.



When You Write Something Really Dark 


And then you start to worry about the authorities checking your online search history.



Me Listening to Music While Writing


We all know that we have those ideal “theme songs” for everything we write. Don’t pretend you’re any different.



The Reality of My Writing


With a little massaging and edits even this could work… or not.



When People Try to Read Your Unfinished Writing


This is when it’s time to start poking at some eyes and smacking hands.



New Project vs. Unfinished Projects


There’s nothing sweeter than the kernel of a new idea. Until you’ve actually thought about it and played around a bit. Then there’s that next new idea.



My Creativity


Creativity is like the friend who tries to hype you up to do something dangerous and then just leaves you standing alone in the middle of the restaurant in your underwear.



20 More Words for a Paper 


And here’s why writing toward word counts can be a problem. I mean, “here is”.



Excuses


Writers have more excuses than a kid who wants to get out of gym class on dodgeball day.



Finding Your First Typo in Your Published Book


If you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your heart drop into a bucket of ice water and embarrassment, here it is.



I Wrote a Novel in Second Person


To be honest, the writer deserves to be there. Second person for a novel is an abomination.



How to Be Successful


“Here’s what you need, kid. You need a little luck, a little talent, and a couple of those plot things from Jersey Jim down on 52nd Street. Yeah, that’s how you do it.”



A Famous Writer


You would probably be better off with a career in just about anything else aside from venomous snake wrangler. And even then…



Time to Get to Work


So, this is what it’s like when people feel called out about something. Not cool, Padme. Not cool.



A Serial Killer’s Google Search History


Seriously, if there’s a serial killer in the city and the authorities started looking at search histories, writers are screwed.



The Main Villain


This is a little like turning a raging wolf into a tiny lap dog wearing a jaunty hat. It doesn’t always work, and it can take away some of the allure and mystery from your original Big Bad.



A Character With Living Parents


Well, that’s impossible. Characters don’t have living parents. Time to pack it up and become a full-time blueberry farmer.



A Total Emotional Hellscape


Sure, it makes us sad. Yet, we continue to do it. We writers are sadistic gods of our created worlds, and we like the power.



Writers After Killing Your Favorite Character 


Writers have a heart. Honest. We just keep ours in a little jar in the cabinet.



When You Write 200 Years of World History 


Worldbuilding is nature’s way to keep the population of fantasy writers in check.



Adverbs Everywhere


Think of adverbs as characters you don’t like. Kill them with impunity and smile while doing it.



Story Idea vs. First Draft


At least you recognize that the first draft is a little goofy… some writers just press submit.



It’s Called an Oughtobiography


Instead of reading this clever meme, you “ought to be” writing.



Delete Charakter


When you have a character that doesn’t fit… just pluck them out of the story like aliens beaming up a farmer in Indiana. Find another story for them.



Manuscript Evolution


I’d like to say that it gets easier with time, but I don’t like to lie.



All the Random Subplots Without Cohesion


Don’t worry. No one will notice. Honest. Wait, I don’t like to lie.



When I Finally Write the End


Honestly, there’s no better feeling. So, to get that good feeling faster, start your books backwards.



Something Useless and Unpractical


It’s a good feeling. All that worldbuilding is great. You aren’t getting any further on your story, but hey, you do you.



Where Does It Hurt


Everyone says technology is the way of the future. This happens too often, and everyone starts looking for stone tablets and chisels.



When Only 10 People Read Your Book


It’s not the size of your audience that counts, it’s the journey. You’ll grow stronger, and maybe some fresh “eyes” to see where you can do better.



I’m Going to Become a Writer


This is disturbingly accurate. Of course, it would’ve been nice if the guidance counselor had actually told me this. At least then, I could’ve made an informed decision.



Alright… “Chapter 1”


You laugh, but how many would-be writers are slowly decaying in front of the blank page right now. Not so funny now is it?



At the Third and Last Act of Editing 


Editing has to be some sort of karmic retribution we’re all suffering because of the transgressions of some writer from the past, right?



Some Sort of Bullshit Energy


If you use enough fancy high-tech-sounding words and have people with lab coats and clipboards in scenes, no one will notice.



How I Speak vs. How I Write


Writers have two creatures living in us. One is refined, charming, and intelligent. It doesn’t get out much. The other creature is rabid, weird, and always present.



What Gives People Feelings of Power 


It doesn’t seem like it takes much to please a writer. Just finish a chapter… just finish a chapter. Little do people know that’s like milking a cobra.



Villain vs. Mentor Character


Sometimes, we do get attached to the characters. We don’t want to let them go. But our villains have to be villainous. They can’t just shake their fist at the sky.



After a Character Runs Out of Meaning


Of course, for fantasy, urban fantasy, and horror authors, the coffin just ends up adding more character meaning.



Am I Researching or Just Procrastinating


To the untrained eye, it appears as though I’m procrastinating. But am I researching? No, I’m procrastinating!



It’s Free Character Development 


Well, it’s part of humanity, so it can be part of a character. Of course, this often serves as a dark mirror for many writers.



Finishing the Current Chapter


Yes, this is procrastinating, but it’s also writing… so, we should probably come up with another word for it. Procrastin-writing?



Very Little Overlap 


These little circles show the truth. But when you hit that sliver in the middle, it’s like magic.



That Plot Twist


This is like a surprise fart, but one that you and others will enjoy because it doesn’t stink.



The Tone I Wanted to Write the Story in


Honestly, this might say a lot about you and what you have inside. Not that it’s a bad thing.



Killing New Characters You’re Attached to


Sometimes killing makes us sad, sometimes it makes us happy. If we weren’t writers, we’d be in prison.



How many times did you see yourself in these memes? Let’s be honest. Writers who have been at it for more than a couple of days are sure to find a lot of humor and a lot of truth in the memes. Hope you had fun with them and even more importantly, isn’t it time you got back to that work in progress?

Yves Lummer

Yves Lummer

I have been selling products on Amazon for more than four years and have helped to establish leading private label brands. As a consultant in one of the most successful agencies for marketplace optimization in Germany, I was able to deepen my knowledge in the areas of product optimization, SEO, PPC and sales psychology.

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